Alas so it appears that all good things must come to an end. This may be our last farewell post. We would like to thank everyone for following us and showing us your support. We may be blasting off but like all good Pokemon tropes, we will be back most likely in the next episode. Once again, peace out, stay dank, continue on Sticker Troopers!
*Mic Drop -The Dank Sticker MC
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Memes for 2000 please.
"The host of hit game show famous for framing answers as the questions" Who is... Alex Trebek? (you see what I did there?? Daily Double??? I'll stop now) I am the Dank Sticker MC. I protect the fiefdom of stickers. I am the watcher, the guardian in the night, the beacon of hope in the darkness. I am... Batman. In the words of Batman aka myself:
"Always me yourself, unless you can be Batman. In that case always be Batman" -Batman Sometimes even Lisa needs to loosen up and mellow out. This sticker gives the dank vibes to Lisa like no other. Lisa is cool, Lisa chills out, be more like Lisa, chill and vibe =)
Captain Falcon is a celebrity driver known for his absolutely insane driving skills. He has been involved in F-Zero racing for the last 20 years. Since 2001, Captain Falcon has competed in high stress combat events known as Melees. Captain Falcon has shown consistent improvement during his tenure at Smash Bros, consistantly moving up the tier lists on Smash Wiki.
GPA: N/A Skills: Stomps, Knees, PUUUNNNCH, Multiple Ledge options, Hype. For Professional Inquiries: Please contact Hax$ at 800-928-20XX In the words of one of the must influential individuals good ol' Abe... "Don't believe everything you see on the internet" (MLA citation here). A little known fact, Abe was actually the first person to wear the wayfarer sunglasses in public. Some attribute his masterful delivery of vernacular in outdoor settings to the glasses adding to his confidence (source cited here). But we digress, this be a dank sticker =)
Sometimes all you need in life is a good ol' fashion pun. Simple, yet a statement. We found this sticker to be creative and hilarious. I mean who doesn't appreciate a good use of the Apple logo right? If you're paying that much for a magic box, you might as well exploit every shred of joy you can get from it. We've shared the awesome, and if you have some dank stickers you want to show us, comment down below with your sticker find. Share the dankness!
Scan reads.. written by a MC that cannot be categorically equivalent in dankness to the prior MC. Denizens of the word harken, we are here to spread the super special awesomeness - that omnipotent force which leads us towards the future - known as stickers. Here at Dank Stickers we have revolutionized the sticker industry by incorporating our world renowned atomized sticking technology. When we developed our stickers we knew they had to be awesome and we knew that they had to stick on laptops. With our atomized sticking technology we seek to bring that little bit of super special awesomeness to you. We are nerds, we are athletes, sophisticated memers, and general lovers of stickers. We are the spreader of words for the fandoms of the world. If you share our love for putting things on things that stick to things, please let us know in the comments below what the coolest sticker you've seen is or what you would like to see from us!
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